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My
Paradox Boat
Names An Appraisal
of Paradox
Why build a
'Paradox'?
Just imagine you are lounging
in a comfortable bed while trillions of stars
twinkle in the night sky above. You are, in fact,
sailing Paradox as she glides over a glassy sea.
She's being propelled by an almost imperceptible
zephyr. You sip a coffee and replace your mug on
its purpose-built gimballed tray. From within the
cocoon of your immensely strong, compact ply and
glass boat, you scan the horizon through 360
degrees - an easy task that can be done without
moving from your bed, since you can conveniently
see all around through the toughened Perspex cabin
windows. There's no sign of life, apart from the
triple loom of the lighthouse which you observed
half-an-hour before, the one that matches the
waypoint programmed into your GPS. This marvellous
navigational aid is conveniently set at eye level,
being attached to the window on the port side by
its vacuum sucker, and, like the echo sounder, the
light for the grid compass and the Ipaq PDA, it is
powered from the mains battery, which, during
daylight is charged by an efficient solar panel. A
chart is spread on the transverse table above your
lap, and routinely every hour you mark your
position as determined by the GPS. The red LED lamp
that's plugged into a cigar lighter, illuminates
the chart. There's only another 12 miles to go, but
at 2 knots you'll not arrive before daybreak.
Comforted by this fact, you relax and enjoy the
only audible sound, a satisfying musical gurgling
from the stem as it cleaves the water, while astern
there's a magical phosphorescent wake resembling
millions of sparks showering from a Guy Fawkes
rocket. Paradox holds her course for many minutes
at a time; only now and then does your hand rest on
the steering line to make the slightest tweak to
realign the luminous North pointing arrow of the
compass so that it is central to the grid.
As you look around your boat
that you so carefully built according to the
wonderfully detailed drawings of Matt Layden, you
realize your deep contentment cannot be measured;
no other yacht, no matter how expensive, luxurious
or prestigious could bring such joy. When the going
gets tough her overhead hatch can be pulled to, and
being watertight, the interior is kept snug and
warm, while fresh air enters the cabin through an
ingenious ventilation system, i.e., a 'vent box',
that also supports the mast. Should your miniature,
but rugged coastal cruiser get caught in the
ultimate storm, she most probably would survive
because of her strength. Even if she were to turn
turtle (a most unlikely event, because of her well
above average ballast ratio), she would definitely
right herself. Her arched deck and the buoyancy of
her cabin top would make her unstable in the
inverted position. What if somehow she became
flooded? Her fixed buoyancy in the form of foam
insulation should keep her from sinking. Perhaps
the feature you love most about your treasured
possession is the ease with which her sail can be
hoisted, lowered or reefed from within the cabin.
There's no need to venture on deck, even in the
roughest conditions, which means you can avoid
exposure and the dangers of being outside the boat.
For these reasons you admire the ingenious, but
simple system Matt devised that allows the single
lug sail to be furled around the boom. This
procedure is hardly more difficult than rolling a
window blind around its roller, except you need to
use two hands and have a little practice at
synchronizing the movement of the halyard and the
furling line. When there's no wind, out comes your
yuloh that is stowed on the starboard side deck,
and the sail, yard and boom are lowered, before
being secured on the port side deck where they are
retained by a metal loop.
While you remind yourself of
the fine characteristics of Paradox, you note that
a swell has started to make itself felt from the
south west, and the masthead light is gyrating
accordingly. The wind suddenly freshens and there's
a pitter-pattering as waves slap the side of the
hull. Your little ship begins to heel and her
inclinometer shows 6 degrees. You adjust the sail
and secure the sheet in the jam cleat while you
make a mental calculation of your new ETA. You are
thankful that Paradox is now sailing at her average
cruising speed of 3 knots, which should mean you'll
be able to find shelter by entering the creek at
sunrise, where you'll beach her on the sand just
after high water. Her flat bottom and chine runners
will enable her to creep right up to the water's
edge, where she'll find the best lee behind the
cliff from the freshening wind as it backs to the
south east. You'll drop your small Fisherman anchor
astern as you approach the beach and when the stem
nudges the sand shortly after high water you'll lay
out your 7 kilo Danforth from the bow mooring
cleats. That'll be the conclusion of another fine
sail at night, and you'll wonder why so few
yachtsmen take advantage of the generally more
stable winds to be found during the hours of
darkness.
When the water ebbs, leaving
the boat high and dry on the gently sloping sand,
there's a welcome lack of movement; the sound of
wavelets against the hull can be heard no more, but
there's just the faintest rustling of trees above
the cliff, and through the open hatchway you hear
the soothing, rhythmical sigh of breakers as they
discharge their energy on the distant dunes. You
bring out the eggs and bacon from their plastic
boxes in the food storage locker below the cabin
floor and you light the stove. Three thick rashers
of bacon are first placed in the frying pan, and
when they are partially cooked, two large eggs are
broken into the pan to accompany them. As the smoke
flavoured bacon sizzles, the fried eggs assume
their familiar, irregular form - a mixture of white
and yellow. You heartily gobble down your choice
cereal, lubricated with fresh milk. Your kettle is
partially filled in readiness for a cup of tea and
for washing up after breakfast. To your mind
there's nothing more pleasurable you could possibly
be doing. After a morning nap, you will spend the
rest of the day exploring the area, even if it
means wearing waterproofs, which you never wear
when at sea, because your are protected from the
elements by your cleverly designed boat. Matt even
thought about how to make it an easy task to get in
or out of the boat when she's beached by providing
a permanent step attached to the rudder stock. This
step would be useful for boarding the boat after
enjoying a swim at some idyllic anchorage. The
kick-up rudder can be fully raised in the vertical
position and it is unusually large, because to a
degree it acts as a keel by preventing leeway in
conjunction with the boat's unique, but efficient
chine runners.
As you ponder these
attributes you also wonder what adventures tomorrow
will bring, and you further conjecture what you may
be doing next weekend. Perhaps you'll take the boat
on her trailer to one of the East Coast rivers and
you may invite your grandson to share the
experience? After all, although your boat is small,
there's enough room for both of you, even over
night. You know you can afford the costs of taking
the boat by road, because you are not lumbered with
paying for a mooring or hard-standing during the
winter, neither do you have to fork out for having
the mast lifted by a crane when laying the boat up;
indeed you can easily do any maintenance with
little expenditure, since your micro boat is so
undemanding.
You clap your hands with
glee, because you know you are the most fortunate
of sailors. Your characterful little ship has so
many excellent features, and you don't pay any
visitor's fees at most marinas, if you can bear to
visit them! You simply tie up to the dinghy
pontoon. You can't believe your good fortune and
credit yourself with great wisdom. You're the
happiest of mariners.
Bill. 24.10.06
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2006 Small Sailboats.
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